Bird Jokes

  • What kind of hats do birds wear? A Robin Hood.
  • What kind of birds wear wigs? Bald Eagles.
  • What bird goes to church? A bird of pray.
  • What do you call a bird in the winter? A brrrd
  • Mother Pigeon:

    It’s time you learn to fly. Either you learn or I’ll tie a rope to you and tow you.

    Young Pigeon :

    No , no not that. I don’t want to be pigeon towed!
  • Bees

  • Why don’t bees have leisure time? Their to buzzy
  • What do you call a store owned by a bee? A buzziness
  • Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because it had hives
  • Cow Jokes

  • How do cows cut the grass? They moo it
  • What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bedtime
  • Other

  • Why did the pencil cross the road? To get to Pencilvania.
  • What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
  • I used to be a banker, but I lost intrest.
  • Give some jokes!